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A Guide to January TV
by: Krystle Merchant

If you’re anything like me, you feel like the Writers’ Guild of America is
trying to kill you. The writers’ strike ended so many great shows just after
they started to get interesting! (The Office or Heroes, anyone?) The networks
have been relying on reruns and reality competitions to keep things going,
but those can only take up so much space on your DVR or videotape. Well,
luckily for you (and me), it’s time for the mid-season premieres! Every
January, a batch of new shows comes up to bat on the network and cable
channels. It’s like a new semester or quarter. Here’s a list of the new January
shows on the major networks by premiere date. (CBS has most of its new and
returning shows premiering in February, which might be a smart move
considering the sheer number of new shows coming in January!)

Biggest Loser: Couples Edition (January 1) (NBC)
In the new season, the contestants are grouped together in teams of two.
There are husband and wife teams, parent and kid teams, siblings, best
friends, and even teammates. This is different since both people have to lose
a certain percentage of their body weight to stay in the game each week.
Also, the teams have to compete against each other within their trainer
groups. The emotional component is always a focus on this show, but it’ll be
interesting to see how long before they’re broken up and reorganized.

The Celebrity Apprentice (January 3) (NBC)
The Donald is back and this time, it’s for charity. The “celebrities”
participating in this season include Omarosa (are you a celebrity if the only
thing you’ve done is…another season of The Apprentice?), Gene Simmons
(KISS), and Stephen Baldwin (the youngest brother of Alec).
Cashmere Mafia (January 6) (ABC)

Lipstick Jungle (January 5) (CBS)
Darren Star, creator and producer of Sex and the City, brings us a very
familiar drama about four women in New York. The difference is that these
four women, who went to business school together, are more focused on
their careers than their relationships or lack thereof.  Lucy Liu is the “Carrie”
-like character and you can definitely expect some fabulous wardrobe pieces
with SATC designer Patricia Field in the fashion department. (In February,
look out for the CBS version, Lipstick Jungle, based on a novel from SATC
writer Candace Bushnell. Anyone else find it coincidental that these shows
didn’t pop up until a few months before the SATC movie??)

American Gladiators (January 7) (NBC)
The classic 80s show that pits bodybuilders against regular people is back
with new activities (and outfits) and some of the old apparatuses, for those
old enough to remember. With names like Titan, Fury, and Mayhem the
gladiators will be as tough and intimidating as ever!  Also, the show will be
hosted by Hulk Hogan, former WWF and WCW Champion, known nowadays
from the VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (January 13) (FOX)
This drama picks up where Terminator 2 left off with Sarah and her teenage
son John fighting off their technological enemies from the future.  They
decide to stop Skynet, the company that goes on to invent to the robots that
they have to fight, with the help of a mysterious stranger that has more to do
with the future than they know. Well, that’s what the official summary says
anyway.

American Idol (January 15) (FOX)
You know exactly what to expect. The crazy auditions, the sob stories, the
tears…oh and the singing! All I can say is get excited!!

Lost (January 31) (ABC)
Season 4 may or may not answer all your questions about your favorite
castaways. With a show that’s so shrouded in mystery, it’s hard to say what
you should expect. But, you will surely see both Libby and Michael at least
once this season. That’s pretty much all I’ve got.

Eli Stone (January 31) (ABC)
A lawyer. A bad guy gone good. A deadly illness. And a psychic or prophet or
something. Eli Stone, a corporate lawyer who makes his living picking on the
underdog decides to turn it around after having a series of hallucinations.  A
medical checkup reveals that he has a brain aneurysm. Could it be the cause
of his visions? Will he be able to change his act without losing his grip on his
life? Sounds like a hybrid of your run of the mill courtroom drama and a
supernatural thriller; should those things be mixed?